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From: CoG
Date: 05 Nov 1999
Time: 15:53:44
Remote Name: 204.160.183.10
>Make the Devil Pay > > > >There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an > >atheist. Everyday, when the lady prayed, the atheist > >guy could hear her. He thought to himself, "She sure > >is crazy, praying all the time like that. Doesn't > >she know there isn't a God?" > > > >Many times while she was praying, he would go to her > >house and harass her, saying "Lady, why do you pray > >all the time? Don't you know there is no God?" But > >she kept on praying. > > > >One day, she ran out of groceries. As usual, she was > >praying to the Lord explaining her situation and > >thanking Him for what He was gonna do. As USUAL, the > >atheist heard her praying and thought to himself, > >"Hmph I'll fix her." He went to the grocery store, bought > >a whole bunch of groceries, took them to her house, > >dropped them off on the front porch, rang the door > >bell and then hide in the bushes to see what she > >would do. > > > >When she opened the door and saw the groceries, she > >began to praise the Lord with all her heart, jumping, > >singing and shoutin' everywhere! > > > >The atheist then jumped out of the bushes and told > >her, "You ol' crazy lady, God didn't buy you those > >groceries, I bought those groceries!" > > > >At hearing this, she broke out and started running > >down the street, shouting and praising the Lord. When > >he finally caught her, he asked what her problem > >was... > > > >She said, "I knew the Lord would provide me with > >some groceries, but I didn't know he was gonna make > >the devil pay for them!" > >