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From: CoG
Date: 28 Dec 1999
Time: 14:56:50
Remote Name: 204.160.183.10
>A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. >As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, >"Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?" >The little girl stayed silent. >Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. >He asked, "Do you think I'll find the Cookie Monster down there?" >Again, the little girl was silent. >Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. >As he listened to her heart beat, he asked, >"Do you think I'll hear Barney in there?" >"Oh, no!" the little girl replied. >"Jesus is in my heart. Barney's on my underpants